Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

Lockerbie bombing

Noah is Smart.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Small breasts.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Robin, get in the car.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

your moms so fat she has kankles

I won the game.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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