A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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i have 2 penises

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Slavery

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Penis

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Lacrosse

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minorities

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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