- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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