Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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