- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

A man walks into a bar.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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