Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

What is Jason? Black.

knock knock come in

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

I can't think of a joke!

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

Bing

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

I met a man today. His name was John.

What's 6+2? 16

Anti Joke

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