- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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