Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Five guys one rape.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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GooglePlus.

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The geese of Growmore

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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