Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Women's rights

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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johann grayson being liked

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a banana

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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