a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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This post contains NOTHING.

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the WNBA

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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arse

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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This joke isnt funny.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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