Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Your life That's the joke

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Obamacare!

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Women's Golf

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Josh kissing a girl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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