- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Go away.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Black people

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

An Irishman stays home

steves legs

Knock knock Nobody's home.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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