Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Anti jokes are funny

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Brett Farve

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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