- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

. Deez nuts Ok

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Canada

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

A ginger rapping.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What does a man like. food.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Satan called. I put him on hold.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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