What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

What color is my lamp? Brown

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Hitler

if it's friday, it must be China

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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