This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What time is it? 10:58

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

A homeless person dies.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

SAY

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...