- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God is religiously proven to be real

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

The Aristocrats

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

S.O.P.A

I AM DISSAPOINTED

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

marble

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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