How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

The jets are a good team..

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

A joke

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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