Whats long and hard? a pole

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Real jokes.

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GONNA

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Noah is Smart.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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