- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Three men walked into a metal pole

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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