- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

why did the chicken cross the road.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Womens rights

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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