What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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