- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

This is not Will Smith.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Women

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womans rights

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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