What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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anus soup

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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