How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

A horse walks into a bar...n

One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Grapefruit.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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