So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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W.N.B.A.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

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