Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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penisface

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Penis

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Come in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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