What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Women rights.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Sea World Japan.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Potato salad

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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