A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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want to go home? yea

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Nicholas Cage

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Hi poop!

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Dear John,

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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