- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Jasper sucks.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

cheese

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

...and I'm a Mormon.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

hi my name is? joe

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

why did the man die? he got shot

I don't get it

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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