- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

Mmmm, donuts

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Your life That's the joke

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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