- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Water, please.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

come along children

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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