- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Haha pizza

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Fruitcake

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Shit.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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