A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

black people. that is all...

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I am really good at math debating

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

The mets are 3-0 this season

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

poop.........

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

i wish i was a tree !

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Knock knock! Yes?

Liars go to hell! -God

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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