Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

BIG PENIS

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

justin littleton. nuff said

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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