Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Women's rights

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Exactly what?

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Laura Pratz..

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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I like jokes.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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