o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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I hate you.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Jess Burns

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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