What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

nathan palmer has a big head !

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What what In the butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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