- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

So one time this woman was learning...

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

I met a man today. His name was John.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

Winking at old people

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

I can't see my forehead

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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