How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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9/11

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Knock Knock Come in.

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