What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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A black person in the NHL

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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My life

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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