What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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No.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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this is not a joke.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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