Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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what color is blue? green

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Freedom of Speech

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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