- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

blubber vaginass CC

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

I Love Hitler.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

What's in there? Get outta there...

A man sat down Then he stood up

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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