- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

what rhymes with sloth? rape

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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