What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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women's lacrosse.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Potato salad

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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