Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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The WNBA.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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make me a sandwich!

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Poop

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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son, you're adopted.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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