- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What's funny? Women's rights.

theres a fat guy

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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