-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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American healthcare.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Nickelback

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Hi my name is Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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