- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Well, this is fun.

Men's rights

What's 1+1? 4.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Global Warming.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

George W. Bush

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Roses are red Violets are blue

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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