- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

George W. Bush

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Dallas Cowboys

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

I love you.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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