- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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