Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Carlton

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Scott

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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women's rights

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Kenny G

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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