What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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theres a fat guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Anti Joke

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