What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Hitler

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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