Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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balls in ya mouf

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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